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HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

This is the reason I am on tumblr

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

problem solved 

Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

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herwhisperisthe-jyp:

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

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mermaid-grotto:

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kristoffbjorgman:

mulxn:

Elsa, the Pizza Queen

dom-i-nos
dom-i-nos
not pizza hut or papa joe’s

dom-i-nos
dom-i-noooos
my pizzas are for the pros

i don’t care
what they’re going to pay
let the customers in
cheap tuesdays never bothered me anyway

I did not mean for this to go this far….

CRYING

Walt Disney Pictures presents: Baked

ummmm

re-think that title

OMG

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First stop was in Houston last night. Had to catch up with the family a bit before heading out. Should be a nice 1000-something mile drive to Cali from where I stopped tonight. Keep ya posted. #roadtrip #keeprolling

Another cool little dragonfly. I’m surprised I’m able to get as close as I do for these pix. #dragonfly #nifty

Just a little frog on a fence. #TX #wildlife

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bill-11b:

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nosdrinker:

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Gotta die somehow.

he’s cured

A miracle

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Just move your fucking legs for the Queen and that’s it. Another week down. #POS #ants #justkeeponmarchingkid